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<h2>It's Official--^C1 Does Exist</h2>
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Prior to the Founding Day Celebration yesterday, ^C1 was best known as as the area where human hair wigs were discovered to increase the wearer's intelligence. Not any more--^C1 has made its way to the map as a chartered city! No longer will it simply be known as the area where the famous Mrs. Pemberton had a satellite fall into her pool during a meeting of the bridge club.--no siree, it's a city now, and too busy for that nonsense.
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Of course, even a city needs to stretch its legs now and then and relax, and when that time comes, we suppose that ^C1 will once again let people know that before the city's founding, the local school published the only known paper proving the nature of gravity had a lot to do with artificial cheese products, you bet.