Mother Reunited With Rabbit

After 49 years, spinster Tammy Yukelaylie was finally reunited with the rabbit she mistakenly believed had been sacrificed to confirm that Tammy was pregnant. "When they told me the rabbit died, I fell into a deep depression. It took me four days to climb out using only the postage stamps and hemostats I had in my pocket. All the time I was climbing, I kept thinking of that poor little dead bunny. And I vowed never to do anything that might harm a rabbit again."

The rabbit, renamed Sir Hineyhaunches by Tammy, will be the center of attention at the Commissioner's house next month. Donations for preparing Sir Hineyhaunches may be mailed to Terri’s Taxidermy Touch-Up Shop and Liquor Outlet.