The Bird Cage Is Opened

Clovis Tweet, local restaurateur, has announced the grand opening of the Bird Cage, a new restaurant on the south side of ^C1. "Two things are going to make this joint special," claimed Tweet. "The fact that every seat constantly faces magnetic north, and management decision not to include the letters T, D, or Q anywhere on the menu."

The Bird Cage is located in the building which once housed a group of vagrant puddlejumpers who have since flown the coop.