Little Pollution In ^C1

"The air is clean and so are the teeth of our citizens," said Commissioner ^P1 at the Commissioner's Roundtable on Thursday morning. "Sometimes I just go driving in my car with my head out the window and my mouth wide open just to get a lungful of that good, clean air," he added.

Commissioner ^P2 mentioned that he had been advising ^P1 to pull his head out for years now. The meeting was adjourned with notes to have the conference table and dishware repaired. The air remained clean.