Pets Frightened Out Of Their Fur

The recent monster attack on ^C1 scared dozens of household pets, and has put a strain on the ^C1 Pet and Animal Psychiatric Hospital. "Monsters have no respect for other animals," explained famed pet psychoanalyst Harry Ferderchi. Speaking at a luncheon of Owners of Household Pets Against Monsters and the Destruction They Cause, Dr. Ferderchi noted that pets, and cats especially, feel inferior to monsters. "I’ve talked to hundreds of cats. All their lives, things go their way, mostly. Suddenly, a monster appears, destroying the city and creating havoc. It’s more than most cats want to think about. It’s really traumatic."