Pyramids Built In Schools

Classrooms in ^C1 have gotten so crowded that teachers are now forced to stack their students on top of each other in pyramid formations. The frail and infirm are uncomfortable with the new arrangement, but bigger students, like Ian Wydbotom, don't see what all the fuss is about. "Yeah, it's tough having people sit on you all day long," Wydbotom admits, "But I get extra credit points for being on the bottom row." Parents concerned about safety issues are invited to watch the Varsity cheerleaders in a mime presentation of 'Bodystacking-Part IC, Jason Climbs Up,' opening Monday at the Limp Noodle Palace.