Commissioner ^P1 Joins Consortium

^P1 arrived on the local political scene. How ^C1 will fare under this newcomer’s untested abilities sparked debate, but no firm conclusions were formed. "It could be good, or maybe not," was the Commissioner's Consortium’s official response. Early indications are that ^P1 will be a capable, if somewhat disorganized commissioner, for a while at least.

"How do I know? I just got here," said the original ^C1 resident Thornsby Mumpf. Another early resident, Clyde Hooperville, agreed. "You never know what will happen. It all depends on a lot of things."