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<h2>Commissioner ^P1 Returns From Hiatus</h2>

Commissioner ^P1 held a press conference this morning, and announced a return to the political scene. This announcement ends an extended period of hyper-linked activity completely unrelated to many of the recent local issues. Aides for Commissioner ^P1 assured reporters that "The Mayor is wide awake and ready to go, come what may. The more things change, the more they stay the same."
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"That’s the truth," agreed the other Commissioners in the official Consortium Response. "I’ve seen lots of things. Not hyper-linked maybe, but I watch plenty of TV."
