^C1 Population Not Well

The bent, the halt, and the rheumy-eyed attended a meeting in Wingowham Hall last night to question ^C1's public health authorities about the malaise affecting much of the citizenry. "We've got to get to the bottom of this," stated Billy "Kneecaps" Spillway, the high school girls basketball coach. "We lost to Bowling Spleen by forty-five points--my team couldn't even make it past mid-court on defense."

Doctors are puzzled by the lack of vitality in the general population. Their only recommendations to this point are broccoli malteds, ginseng lozenges and sleeping on beds of nails. Further study has been advised.