I Broke the Law, So Zoo Me

Herman Flickydeck chained himself to a zebra on the steps of the Commissioner ^P1's home today in protest of the lack of zoos in the area. "It's such a darn shame that the only animals my children get to see are the ones selling used cars," shouted Flickydeck as he and the zebra performed a modified tango. After a seventeen-hour standoff, Flickydeck unchained himself and went home. The zebra was briefly detained, having been mistaken by police for a nun rolling down a hill.