Local Man Needs Animals

Wilberforce Featherspoon wants to look at more than just people in ^C1, so he’s started the "Get A Zoo" project. "I started GAZ because I remember going to one during a school field trip. No child should grow up without smelling an elephant house, at least once. It’s like school paste, except you can’t eat it." Several ^C1 city council members have taken up the cause. "We’ve reached a certain level of responsibility as a city," said Council Chairman Duke McGruger. "We should accept that responsibility and build a zoo as quickly as possible."